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Genevieve's avatar

I'm with you, Joe! I regret nothing.

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Amanda Cairns's avatar

WHAM forever!

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Rush's avatar

I did a group routine to this song at BGSU when I was taking ice-skating class

😂⛸️⛸️😂

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Rush's avatar

Sadly, no. However I might be able to reenact the intro 😂

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The 80s-est's avatar

I would pay as many American dollars as it would take to rent a rink to see this! 😂

--Keith

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Rush's avatar

Also, yesterday was Laura Branigan’s birthday! #rip

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Joe Wack's avatar

Happy Heavenly Birthday, Big L!

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The 80s-est's avatar

I am loving picturing this...any chance there are ACTUAL pictures of this?

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Alejandro Saya's avatar

I voted for "Gloria", but let me explain why: in Córdoba, Argentina, there's a fútbol (soccer) team named "Instituto", that is commonly known as "la gloria" ("the glorious one"). Fans of the team would sing a rendition of Branigan's "Gloria" during matches, with adapted lyrics in spanish and poor singing skills, but with plenty of fervor! Laura Branigan's legacy at its purest!

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The 80s-est's avatar

NOW *THIS* is exactly why we do this--for experiences and stories just like this! I love it!!

--Keith

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Tod Pierce's avatar

Damn, knowing this can I change my vote?

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The 80s-est's avatar

Right? There is currently no way to change votes on here, but that story might have flipped me!

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Deni's avatar

So you completely ignored Andrew Ridgeley's solo work. His album was called Son of Albert.

It was...not good.

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The 80s-est's avatar

hahahahaha I can't believe he even did a solo album! thanks for THAT knowledge, Deni! Maybe I will play some of this in the next round!

--Keith

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Deni's avatar

It was his attempt at making a rock & roll record as opposed to pop. Despite having at least one member of The Damned playing on it, it neither rocked nor rolled.

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John Booth's avatar

Fuck, I missed this poll deadline. Anyway, my vote goes to Gloria because Wake Me Up... is as musically '80s as something like Stray Cat Strut - meaning, it's really not. It's a boomer-appeal sound with '80s cosmetics. Laura Branigan was at least setting the stage and playing with an emerging soundscape. Wham was just meh.

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The 80s-est's avatar

I didn't personally know any Boomers who were listening to Wham, but I get your point, regardless.

--Keith

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Marcia's avatar

Just two things from me: first, that Branigan/Hoff song should be the new theme song for this podcast; and second, for anyone who's a fan of Wham and likes ridiculous rom-coms, if you haven't seen the movie Music & Lyrics, you must find it and watch it. You must.

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The 80s-est's avatar

There will be multiple seasons of the 80s-est...maybe we can make a change for Season 2 (aka Side B)?

Also, yes, the movie "Music & Lyrics" does kind of perfectly capture a Wham!-type band past their primes. Much better than watching a lot of ACTUAL 80s movies, I think. Worth watching just for the "Pop Goes My Heart" video alone!

--Keith

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John Bedwell's avatar

You know you are making me choose between a song that a certain dictator-wannabe illegally plays at all his rallies, and a trashy, ridiculously upbeat, nonsensical pop song? I actually never thought about how little sense those lyrics make until you two pointed it out to me :).

While I agree that George Michael had phenomenal talent, this song just seems like it is too much. Maybe if it were "Careless Whisper", I would be more inclined to vote for it. So I hold my nose and vote for "Gloria", even though I know it will go down in flames...

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The 80s-est's avatar

Believe me when I say the debate to decide between "Wake Me Up" and "Careless Whisper" was not a trivial one! Also--I didn't know Gloria was being used at rallies...what an odd choice?

"Gloria" may experience a late surge of support after Alejandro's vote! Thanks for listening, John!

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HasMints's avatar

You made so many Italians mad with your last podcast. Childhood memories. The American version sucks balls. So Wham!

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The 80s-est's avatar

No argument here! Viva Italia 🇮🇹!!!

--Keith

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Leter Pames Jomax's avatar

Despite G.M.'s transcedent songwriting abilties - better song, more 80s. This one is a sweep for the Go-Go, for me.

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The 80s-est's avatar

I completely agree... and I just can't LISTEN to "Gloria" many more times in this life, so I hope it loses badly. --Keith

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Leter Pames Jomax's avatar

😂 fair enough

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The 80s-est's avatar

That's RIGHT! Great 'toid, Dr. Janet! Having recently watched Flashdance all the way through for the first time, I should have remembered that!

--Keith

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